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1. If it's on the floor, it's mine!

2. If it is small enough to fit in my beak, it is mine!

3. If you have it and put it down for a second, it's mine!

4. If you have put it away where I can't reach it and I get to it, it's mine!

5. If you throw it in the bin because you don't want it, it's mine!

6. If it is something that I know that I shouldn't have, it's mine!

7. If it is on your plate and you look away for 1 second, it's mine!

8. The credit cards and cash you keep in your wallet if left laying around are mine

9. The souvenir that you bought on that holiday that you just came back from is mine!          

10.That piece of cake you left on the chair while you went to the toilet is mine!

11. Those cables for your computer are mine!

12. That valuable piece of antique furniture is mine!

13. In fact, everything you own is mine!